Ok my fellow male mates of the married variety!...Just a couple things you should never say to the wife. I know from experience it is nothing but trouble!! For instance never say...."are going to wear Spanks with that?"...TROUBLE!.....never say.."Whoever makes more money should do less housework"...just grab a broom and shut-up. However the one you really want to avoid is...."You've turned into your mother"...this could be a reality no woman wants to face or admit too!!...just saying